Who is Taylor Swift?

 

Smash hit Taylor Swift is a North American super celebrity popstar  worth an estimated net $400 million a year. Maybe that's why she's flew her carbon spewing private jet around the world 170 times this year. She could afford to.

Taylor's smash hit discography includes such genius songs as Look What You Made Me Do, Ostfront, You Belong With Me, Sturmtiger, We Are Never Getting Back Together and so much more. But who is Taylor Swift, apart from being a private jet flying green activist with tight little migraine eyes?

Good question. We, the fans, want and need to know.

Sea of Joy,

LSP

Bushcraft Wednesday Redux

Do you remember "bushcraft"? Here, maybe this will help.

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LSP

Virginia State Of Emergency

So what's the score? Governor Ralph "Minstrel" Northam's declared a "state of emergency" and banned guns from the state Capitol this Friday through Tuesday. He's afraid a Second Amendment demonstration on Monday's going to turn into an "armed insurrection."

Well now, it might just possibly become exactly that because Virginians who are already enraged at Minstrel's virtue signalling, Bloomberg paid-for gun grab aren't going to obey Governor Blackface Northam. 

No, they'll go to Richmond armed. And they'll do so because they believe a free citizenry is free to defend itself against tyranny. Not least from its own government.

2A justification aside, what does Minstrel hope to achieve by this posturing, is he trying to provoke a showdown? Possibly, "Just look at all those white supremacist Nazis, with guns! Good thing we've got the National Guard to shoot them all before some kind of goddam Richmond beer hall putsch!"

And that's just it. Since when are Virginian LE and the Guard going to fire on their brothers and sisters in defense of some fraudulant, MillSoc, Bloomberg pawn mountebank? I'd say never, I hope, and Minstrel has to know it.

So what's the score? I'd argue political theater and dangerous brinksmanship on Minstrel's part. He doubtless believes in gun control to the extent that he blackface believes in racial equality. What an utter fraud. 

The 2A crew are different, they really do believe and guess what? They know how to shoot. Poke that tiger at your peril. 

#VCDL forever,

LSP

Is Alyssa Milano A Devil Witch?

Superstar celebrity Alyssa Milano isn't just famous for being a millionaire socialist, she's also the smash hit star of Charmed, where she played a cute teen witch. 

But was the hyper talented actress activist merely playing a role? Shocking camera footage says otherwise.

Photos from the Kavanaugh nomination reveal terrifying devil eyes suspended above Milano's head, as she stares daggers at the SCOTUS nominee in an attempt to cast a spell or "hex" on the judge.

Further footage shows the effect of Alyssa's dark magic, suggesting that the teen star justice warrior wasn't just playing a witch but is one.

Is Alyssa Milano, net worth $10 million, a mega rich commie make believe TV series witch or the real deal, a genuine Devil Witch? Does the camera lie?

You, the reader, be the judge,

LSP

The Smart Vote

Presented without comment.

The Intelligent Vote

Carry on,

LSP

They're Not Saying It's Aliens

But they're not saying it isn't, either, which is why ET boffins at SETI (Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence) are tuning their telescopes onto a mysterious signal coming from a star in the Hercules constellation, HD 164595.

A tentative translation of the signal reads:

"I don't have a good answer to it. If we were the only Church here and [there were] no other Churches, and if division didn't matter it would be much easier to answer. We were traditionalist, then we were vicious. Now we just look odd."

The stargazing scientists who discovered the strange signal, led by Nikolai Bursov of the Russian Academy of Sciences’ Special Astrophysical Observatory, think that HD 164595 is as a good candidate for SETI investigation as any. “Permanent monitoring of this target is needed,” they say.

Others discount the signal as "meaningless gibberish."

"It's just stray signals being microlensed by the star's gravitational pull," said one SETI source, "They don't mean anything, it's meaningless gibberish."

Justin Welby, who is known on social media as the Deputy Anti-Christ, was unavailable for comment.

To the Stars,

LSP

Banana Republic?

Have we become a Banana Republic? ZeroHedge seems to think so. Here's an excerpt:

Perkins: It’s been interesting because, in the past, the economic hit man economy was being propagated in order to make America wealthier and presumably to make people here better off, but as this whole process has expanded in the U.S. and Europe, what we’ve seen is a tremendous growth in the very wealthy at the expense of everybody else.

Your Old Friend

According to the article, 62 persons own half of the entire world's assets. And how many of those support SHillary? Food for thought, eh? But I won't bang on.

Have a blessed Easter Vigil.

Your Pal,

LSP 

Hillary Clinton, Pantsuit Demon

If you Google "Hillary Clinton Pantsuit" you get 487,000 results. Quite a few, and there she is, grinning at you, like a millionaire socialist who's getting ready to privatise the air.

Then, if you Google "Hillary Clinton Pantsuit Demon" you get 534,000 results and a different picture emerges.

Pretty scary, eh? 

Do the math.

LSP

Behold Your Rulers!

Look upon your rulers in awe. They're meeting in Paris, to work out a plan to tax you more. And here's Illuminati shill, Miley Cyrus.

Illuminati NWO Puppet

Rock on, the New World Order.

Kick out the Jams.

LSP

Morissey, New World Order Shill

Remember the famous Pop Star, Morrissey? Sure you do, he was the frontperson for the awesome boy band, The Smiths. Everyone loved their tunes; they were like the Pet Shop Boys, or the Communtards, only more thoughtful.

But now Morrisey has lashed out at his lame duck, NWO superior, President Obama, accusing the architect of Hope and Change of being white like Shaun King or Rachel Dolezal, and implying that Obama is a member of the Klan.

“This is ludicrous," stated the world renowned pop star, Morrissey, "because the so-called security forces are the Ku Klux Klan to most black Americans. It seems evident to me that black males are being deliberately murdered throughout America as a closing message to Obama, telling him that his presidency has meant nothing and that the division of color is now bigger than ever."



The crazed vegetarian singer songwriter continued, "The final point about Obama is that he doesn’t look overly African black. He’s as close to soft, whiteness as someone who isn’t white could get, and I often wonder if he would have been elected if he had a stronger, more African-black face? It’s a point.”

Piers Morgan, Illuminati Also Ran

Morrissey is a well-known member of the New World Order, although he ranks below Piers Morgan. Here's some of Morrissey's great lyrics:

I'd like to drop my trousers to the world

I am a man of means (of slender means)

each household appliance

is like a new science in my town

and if the day came when I felt a

natural emotion

I'd get such a shock I'd probably jump

in the ocean

and when a train goes by

it's such a sad sound

White people running around in black-face has been in the news lately. Apparently the once-famous Illuminati lead singer for the Smiths thinks that's a bad thing.

Morrissey has been forbidden by the State Department from giving further interviews.

Your Pal,

LSP