Rebranding

So good to see Uncle Ben's rebranded! Yet another win for justice.

What difference does it make? Lots.

Never forget,

LSP

Saturday Round Up

What a week it's been. An attempted coup across the water by the Traitor Parliament, who've done all in their power to stop Brexit and the will of the British people, in the name of democracy, bizarrely. Well it's not over 'til it's over, so sit back and watch the fireworks. 

Then there's the UK schoolgirls who had the sheer, brazen, hate-filled temerity to turn up at their school wearing skirts, forcing their teachers to call the police. How dare they stand against the sexless gender neutrality of the Hive? Good luck in the thought crime gulag, "girls." 

Closer to home, Epstein's been buried in an unmarked grave, President Trump's about to get impeached, again, and's cleverly trolling the airwaves selling Sharpies. And black unemployment's at its lowest rate ever in ever, because he's such a racist. But what about 45's DNC contenders?

They're cooking with gas, ahem, solar power, and swear they'll ban fossil fuel, which is especially smart. To say nothing of trying to ban the electoral college, get rid of the border, kill babies up to the point of birth and beyond, and confiscate all your guns. Quite the platform. And Joe Biden's eye filled up with blood, spooky satan or what?

Looking further afield, Zimbabwe's billionaire Communist dictator Robert Mugabe has finally died. He destroyed a once prosperous and civilised country in the name of revolutionary freedom and made himself incredibly rich in the process. Harambe weeps. 

On a personal note, the medicos in Waco say I'll be walking normally some time in October, yes please, and the Cadet's at the end of his first week of "Red Phase." Go Army.

Cheers,

LSP

LSP

Summer Solstice

Thanks to a noted member of the intelligence community we all know it's the Summer Solstice. How very beautiful.

It seems innocent.

But is it?

Better mind your wallets.

Hippies are thieves.

Harambe weeps,

LSP

Hillary Blames Trump For NYC Terror Bombing

Presidential hopeful, Hillary Clinton, wasted no time in blaming Donald Trump for terror attacks in New York and elsewhere, calling him an ISIS "recruiting sergeant."

So what does that make Ahmad Khan Rahami, a Trump supporter? In related news, a radicalized member of the LGBTQ community, dubbed "Pepe the Queen," (PTQ) has claimed responsibility for the Chelsea terrorist blasts.

“I did it because I cannot stand society. […] I cannot live in a world where homosexuals like myself as well as the rest of the LGBTQ+ community are looked down upon by society," stated PTQ in a Tumblr blog post.

Harambe declined to comment. DJT continues to climb in the polls.

LSP

Les Deplorables and Harambe

People were saying, not that long ago, that DJT would have a chance if he'd actually start to campaign, as in campaign, as opposed to simply sounding off. Those were the days when the fabled New York Times and the august Washington Post were confidently predicting a landslide for Hillary.

All the lib elite smugnoscenti were saying it, just look at that vulgar buffoon. Smart people like us and our Millionaire Socialist Vineyard candidate, Hillary, have to win, it's just common sense. Ratio Mitt Uns, as it were. Then things changed.

DJT's team started campaigning, as Hillary's knees disastrously buckled, she lost a shoe, and had to be bundled into a waiting SUV, like a bag of diseased rock salt. All that, after calling working class Americans who support Trump "deplorables." Barbara Streisand probably loved it.

So did Trump's campaign, who seized the moment, turned on a dime, and brought everyone a Les Deplorables rally in Miami while Hillary was busy swapping notes with her body double, as if anyone cared. 

And, not to outdo themselves, they trolled the NWO globalist elite, propaganda arm press, into live-covering a birther event in DC. And on. 

Here's the thing, one candidate for the Presidency is promising to put miners and steelworkers back to work. He says he cares about working people. The other is fundraising, when she's well enough, with her bi-coastal elite, millionaire socialist, celebrity friends. She cares too, but for a different demographic.

Who's best? You be the judge.

Kick out the JAMS.

LSP

The Basket's Full

Here at the Compound we like to stay on top of today's fast-paced news cycle, and part of that means memes, yes, #BasketOfDeplorables memes. So here's a few, with respect to EBL and others.

The Tea Frog

The Witch

Scary!

Street Art

The Old Classic (let's see Hill and Bill's heads on this, Ed.)

Tears 

The Musical

And that's just a few. Send in your favorite #BasketOfDeplorables memes, before it becomes illegal.

Mimetically,

LSP

It's Bushcraft Wednesday!

Bushcraft isn't simply about surviving without the aid of modern conveniences like supermarkets and the Nanny State. Sometimes it involves ethical decisions, perhaps even dilemmas. 

When a monkey gets shot, is it murder?

You be the judge,

LSP