Obama v. Putin at G20

As ZeroHedge notes, it looks like the cute Koala is trying to get away. And who can blame it?

Animals love Putin.

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Loserheart, Jocks Bottle

The polls are in and the Scots, once known for their bravery, have voted against independence. In close-run polling, the formerly courageous Scots voted to remain subjects of the United Kingdom by a 55% -45% majority.

According to one political commentator, "The Scots evidently want to remain under the jackboot of a sinister Old Etonian cabal lead by the weirdly incompetent David Cameron."

Another pundit put it more simply, "Jocks bottle."

Good luck, Scotland.

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David Cameron Goes Full O-Tard

The U.K's Prime Minister, David Cameron, has gone full O-Tard, claiming that the savage Muslim terror group, the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria (ISIS), isn't Muslim.

Unh Hunh.

"They boast of their brutality; they claim to do this in the name of Islam," stated Cameron. "That is nonsense. Islam is a religion of peace. They are not Muslims, they are monsters.”

Where's all the Muslims?

Er, OK then, Dave, so what are they? Quakers?

Obey

Rumours that Mr. Cameron was seen earlier this week being walked by President Obama while wearing a poodle costume are entirely true unfounded.

Will this ever end?

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