Showing posts with label Cecil the Lion. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cecil the Lion. Show all posts

Saturday, August 1, 2015

Pool Monkey



Sometimes it makes sense to go to the Verandah Club pool and relax. You can swim up to the bar and order food.

I understand their Lion Burgers are especially good. Two, please. 

In other news, some safaris are offering discounts on life-size monkey trophies. Some people think they'd make good money safes.






"So where's the money?" 
"In the monkey."

Cheers, 

LSP

Thursday, July 30, 2015

Pet Lion Sold For Body Parts!!


Everyone's favorite pet lion, Cecil, has been shot by a vicious white cash hunter, and sold for body parts. The world is enraged. Cecil's vital organs can be bought for just:



Liver:  $1000



Heart:  $1800



Lungs:  $1600



Intestine:  $800



Eyes:  $500




So go on, take your pick. It's just "tissue." And if you think our new normal resembles Soylent Green, but only a lot sicker, well, maybe you have a point.



And remember this, Soylent Green is made out of people.

Chow down,

LSP