tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3407817413258733695.post2316663263617420327..comments2024-03-28T23:24:22.359-07:00Comments on Lone Star Parson: Womyn Bishops Are So AwesomeLSPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08120630078039958644noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3407817413258733695.post-90559807966590424062016-03-22T06:43:42.727-07:002016-03-22T06:43:42.727-07:00And just to add to the confusion, LL, what will al...And just to add to the confusion, LL, what will all the womyn do when their Moslem overlords force them to wear Burkas? LSPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08120630078039958644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3407817413258733695.post-63902745677525823182016-03-22T06:40:48.977-07:002016-03-22T06:40:48.977-07:00Those are all good points, Fredd, and potentially ...Those are all good points, Fredd, and potentially lucrative. The Episcopal Church (TEC) is richer than a trainload of Nazi gold.LSPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08120630078039958644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3407817413258733695.post-55779057661058021342016-03-22T05:09:22.382-07:002016-03-22T05:09:22.382-07:00I have difficulty responding to this blog post in ...I have difficulty responding to this blog post in a way that won't offend the fairer gender...but there is a subtle difference between women and womyn isn't there.<br /><br />The scriptures warn that "ye shall not suffer a witch to live". Yet in CofE, they take direction from women who are substantively just that. How can parishioners reconcile the two? And how does it work in Britain where I can be put into jail for saying, "I'm not fond of Mooselims." Does that apply to me simply saying, "I'd like another helping of bacon?" It's confusing.LLhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05538854359365988863noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3407817413258733695.post-322791835791331772016-03-22T03:58:16.285-07:002016-03-22T03:58:16.285-07:00The Episcopalians have simply got to stop tinkerin...The Episcopalians have simply got to stop tinkering around the margins with this womyn bishop stuff. If they want to put butts in the pews, here's how you do it:<br /><br />1. Goat sacrifices. Nothing says you love the Lord like a good old fashioned goat sacrifice.<br />2. Snakes. You can really pack the pews with serpents, the flock can't get enough of them, and it is written: 'ye shall take up serpents.' Look it up, it's in the Bible.<br />3. Talking in tongues' Folks love that, and once word spreads that the Episcopal Church has added that to the liturgy, you will have to beat the overflow that can't get into the church sanctuary that Sunday off with a stick.<br /><br />Those Episcopalians should get in touch with my agent, I'm sure I can squeeze them into my calendar to discuss their membership issues. Freddhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10778430453468720627noreply@blogger.com