Sunday, June 24, 2018

Abducted?



Shocking new research suggests that US transsexuals weren't "born that way" but are victims of a sinister experiment by space aliens, the "Greys", to alter human DNA. 

According to one UK based paranormal expert, A. DelGarde, the current wave of American transsexualism is the result of 20 years of alien abduction.




"The notorious grey aliens are, on the whole, devoid of gender," stated DelGarde, "but were in the 1990s interfering with humans because of some peculiar reproductive agenda of their own. Within its own frame of reference this would explain why aliens after human spermatozoa didn’t just covertly raid a sperm bank rather than target men in California, Austin and the Midwest."

DelGarde and other experts believe we are now seeing the results of alien experimentation.




"So, after twenty years of alien hybrids and experimentation, their Midwich Cuckoos are growing up - we are now seeing the consequences of alien interference with human DNA. 




"In the words of a colleague, 'Given that some estimates say that up to 3 million Americans may have been abducted by aliens, it could explain what's occurring over the Pond'."




Others aren't so sure. Singer songwriter superstar, Lady GagGa, Presidential hopeful Joe Biden and the Episcopal Church believe that gender's a construct, that being a man or a woman is the result of brain waves rather than biology or experimentation by space aliens.




So what's it to be. Are transsexuals the sad victims of alien abduction or a victory of mind over matter?

You, discerning reader, be the judge.

LSP

20 comments:

LindaG said...

If I didn't believe in God, and that the people are loony; I might indeed believe the space alien theory.

LL said...

It certainly explains why Bruce Gender won the decathlon...alien interference. And how Bradley Man-ing was able to steal secret information and share it. They weren't working for the "reds" ---- THEY WERE WORKING FOR THE GREYS!!!

Adrienne said...

Space alien is a distinct possibility, LSP. The only other possible explanation is they're bat sh*t crazy. I call them all "future suicides." When they discover that attempting to change sex doesn't make them happy they become depressed and plan a hasty exit.

LSP said...

But Linda, are the evil grey aliens driving people insane?

LSP said...

LL, YES, YES, YES and yes again.

And I don't want to step out of bounds but is there an FBI overlap?

LSP said...

Grey space alien induced buyer's remorse has got to be a terrible thing, Adrienne. I understand it's an issue, not that anyone'd know it from the press.

LL said...

Adrienne is right, they're crazy as shit house rats, but that doesn't mean that they aren't space aliens (likely also illegal).

As to the FBI interface, if you ever watched The Matrix, you know that the FBI agents are (1) evil, (2) are inhuman, and (3) are bent on the destruction of humanity. This may be the only explanation of their fascination (and some would say love and kinship) with Hillary Clinton, because she has all of the same qualities that THEY do. Alien interference manifest? You be the judge.

LindaG said...

LSP, they are more likely to believe in grey aliens than God, so you do have a point.

LSP said...

LL, perhaps it's unspoken but are you suggesting that the Hillary/FBI nexus amounts to an attempted coup, by ALIENS?

That'd answer a lot of questions.

LL said...

The FBI did run the X-Files didn't they? We know from the historical record (on the TV Show) that they covered up the truth (it's out there) time and time again.

Perhaps we will have to wait for autopsies on Clinton, Comey, Strzok (which sounds like an alien name if any do) to know for sure. Some would say, the sooner, the better?

Well Seasoned Fool said...

Penetrating questions. The implications make as much sense as anything the lying media comes up with. Wait! Have the aliens taken over the media?

LSP said...

That's a very good point, LL.

If the FBI and top level DNC is run by space aliens, which is looking increasingly likely, then a sense of autopsy urgency makes total sense.

There's no way "Strzok" is a human name.

LSP said...

WSF, the net gets bigger! Let's reflect for a moment.

Rachel Maddow, Oprah Winfry, Anderson Cooper, Donn Lemmon, Adam Nagourney, the whole New York Times, WaPo, CNN, the New Yorker, Rolling Stone, Vanity Fair, LA Times, The View... hunh.

All run by space aliens, and I've hardly scratched the surface.

So yes, yes they have.

LL said...

Mark Zuckerberg (is a very short alien with a big alien complex) who has walls around his mansion to keep prying eyes from the cow vivisection and other alien activities. Facebook is designed to brainwash the planet, for the Greys. Bezos (Bezos, like Strzok are alien names) is another one of those guys who bent alien technology to his will and is delivering STUFF to every home in America with the possible exception of the White Wolf Mine, which is still beyond the ken of the alien hoards (Mexican and Space).

I'm sure that both Bezos and Strzok are violently opposed to the newly minted US Space Command. Both love Hillary as does Bill Gates. Coincidence? Hardly.

LL said...

Take one look at Debbie Wasserman Schultz and who can say, "Human being"? The question is which planet she's from because it's turning out some really dumb space aliens. I would say the same of Weiner, close personally to Clinton but from the same hatch as Wasserman-Schultz.

LSP said...

This is very worrying, LL, and it points to one thing, perhaps obvious.

Space aliens are making a concerted effort to take over America and the world. They've made some headway, no doubt about it and now they're thrashing in reptilian, insectoid rage that their plot's been thwarted by MAGA.

Consider the "Red Cuck" restaurant in Virginia. Was the enraged behavior of the owners human? No, it was not.

LL said...

Owning a chicken restaurant is perfect for reptilians. Toss a whole chicken to an alligator and watch how fast he bolts it down. They can eat their own cooking (likely consuming chicken raw) without tripping any alarms. Then this happens with Sarah Sanders and the spotlight is on them. Once Space Command is up and running, they'll send in the Men In Black to sort the problem out.

LSP said...

LL, reptilians are drawn to chickens, maybe that's because the Greys have cornered all the cattle for vivisection. I don't know for sure, I'm not an expert.

But I don't see the Red Cuck lasting much past the establishment of Space Command.

Jules said...

Having been abducted by aliens several times, I can tell you with authority that this is utter bollocks.

LSP said...

Juliette, I'm not a gambling man but I'll wager you took over the operation.