Tuesday, April 17, 2018

Stormy's Sketch

Internet twitter sleuths have been hot on the trail of the man who allegedly threatened Stormy Daniels, ever since the world famous prostitute released a sketch of him.

One investigator, SKIRT, identified the suspect, "This looks like Tom Brady which is funny until you realize that 2018 has no rules so it's actually possible it was Tom Brady." 

A court drawing provided further evidence.

Yes, Tom Brady.

Justice must and will be served.



LL said...

Actually the picture looks just a little bit like you, LSP...... you handsome devil.

LSP said...

Dammit, LL, my cover's blown!

Please get on the case and sort out the Hillary and Huma video, the world needs to know. Did it make grown men and women cry over at NYPD?

Quite likely, after all, it's on Weiner's laptop.

Infidel de Manahatta said...

Did Stormy happen to notice if his balls were regulation size or over-inflated?

LSP said...

That, Infidel, is a very good question.