Wednesday, January 10, 2018

You Dirty Little Savage




It's great owning an outrage of deadly weaponry, no doubt about it, but you've got to clean the beasts or they won't work. 

Much like USGOV itself and the lying, corrupt, pugnacious mainstream media,  they're not self-cleaning, so you've got to do it yourself.




The deadly black rifles' bolts are especially annoying because they get especially filthy and no, there isn't a special tax redistributing other people's money your way to do the job; it's DIY. Still, there's a value in that as opposed to mindlessly relying on entitlements paid for by somebody else.




 Task complete, sit back and enjoy the spectacle of clean, ready to go firearms safe in the knowledge that when our enemy the Weather strikes, we can always shoot it.

Of course these guns would be illegal in England, where you're not allowed to protect yourself because it's safer that way. Unless you're a politician.




Speaking of which, Hillary's been quiet lately, unlike Oprah. Please someone, anyone, lock them up.

Gun rights,

LSP

9 comments:

LL said...

President Trump carried a concealed weapon every day before he was President Trump. He understands the Second Amendment and how it will MAGA.

Does Oprah want to give up the easy life of a billionaire illuminati shill to be president? I doubt that. She's too smart for that.

Would the stock market rise for her or tank the way it did for Barack?

Anonymous said...

Oprah is my favorite unicorn. Beautiful and majestic. "Your time is up." Love it!

Jules said...

I watched the second part of a documentary last night which is about travelling across America. I didn't know you had such a massive drug problem and that the biggest killer in people under 50 is caused by drug abuse. Maybe you should use those fine weapons to go and shoot the dealers and MAGA.

LSP said...

It's a real scourge, Juliette. I need to check the weapns' zero...

Curiously, they used to hang bad actors on the trees in the town square.

LSP said...

Anon, Oprah's a very special unicorn indeed!

LSP said...

Thanks for the monkey link, Anon.

LSP said...

Good questions, LL.

I'm hoping that Oprah will run along with Rosie but maybe that's wishful thinking.

Political Junky said...


What can be said or done hasn’t already been said and done about the gay community? The gay community is fully aware of what is happening, but, still continues to support Hillary, Obsma, and islam. Another instance of sheep discussing the menu with jackals.

LSP said...

They love Islam, PJ. Strange, isn't it.