Tuesday, November 14, 2017


Here at the Compound we like to think of ourselves as enterprise-wide solutions providers. And thanks to our uniquely qualified international knowledgebase, SkunkWorks, we're able to offer you expert real-world solutions in real-time, at lightning fast speed. 

For example, your dog gets skunked bringing business to a grinding halt. Always mindful of cost/benefit ratio, you look in-house and wash the reeking, toxic animal with ketchup. Result? The animal turns pink and smells like a poison Bloody Mary. Your workforce walks off site and a nightmare turns into a disaster. 

A disaster that shouldn't have happened. Our expert consultancy would have told you that the right way to deal with the problem is 1 large bottle of Hydrogen Peroxide, 2 teaspoons of liquid dish soap and 1/2 cup of baking soda. Mix and apply incrementally to the canine, rinse and repeat if necessary.

Here's what customers say:

"My kitty looked like a show cat after this. She shone."
"Deacon was a beautiful Golden retriever, then the skunk got him. Thanks to SkunkWorks we go our dog back."
"This works. Time is money and SkunkWorks got us up and running in double quick time."

Why the success? We know that skunking is acid carried by oil and that liquid dish soap cuts the oil, while Hydrogen Peroxide and baking soda neutralizes the acid, delivering a skunk free dog.

Value? Priceless. 



drjim said...

Thank you, Parson!

That post just got stored away in case we ever need it here!

LL said...

Blue Skunker looks happy to be sunk scent free. And I'm sure that you and the cadet are also mighty happy.

Adrienne said...

Skunks are the worst! One time when both Elle and Sophie got skunked. Before I could stop them they dashed into the house and rolled around on the bed................at about 3 am. So there I was washing dogs and bedclothes until the sun came up.

LSP said...

I hope you never have to use it, drjim!

LSP said...

Happiness abounds, LL. But would it work inside the Beltway?

LSP said...

Adrienne, you have mt fullest sympathy. Nightmare...

Brig said...

Ah, poor Blue Stinker.
One of my grandson's put a big white marker stripe down my Scotty Gus's back. Gus was highly offended, and quickly raced down to the barn to roll in a new cow pie and an old carcass. Then he raced back to jump in my grandson's lap. All's fair.

LSP said...

Brig, I just laughed!