A friend sent in this helpful infographic. As you enjoy its wisdom, reflect on the Women's Marches that are going on around the known world in protest against Donald Trump.
One of them is taking place in London and a member of our UK Bureau had this to say.
The largest landlord in London in terms of area and value of property is the Emir of Qatar.So who do you protest against?
1. An absolutist monarch, who runs his country according a Salafist interpretation of Sharia Law, with 1.5 million people living in slavery and where women have to wear the hijab.
2. Donald Trump.
For London feminists the answer's easy. Donald Trump every time, because he's so much more evil than the radical Islamist Emir, that great respecter of women's rights and freedom. Go on, ask one of Qatar's female slaves and see what they tell you.
Oh, you can't, they're not allowed to speak.
Feminists, you're risible. As for Hillary, Lock Her Up.