Thursday, December 1, 2016

Sunrise at the Compound



The sun rose over the Compound to the usual morning chorus of roosters, crazed peacocks and pyschotic dogs.  Blue MAGA didn't care, he was busy gnawing on a cast off steak bone. 




Like a lot of our international readership, Team LSP doesn't like to waste steak bones and after they've been gnawed clean they're turned into finely honed push daggers. Waste not, want not.


Crazed Millionaire Socialist

In other news, it looks like the bizarrely overpaid and traitorous Megynne Kelly is switching networks. For more millionaire socialist dollars, presumably. 


Shoot The Gun #TrumpsAmerica

Who is this "Megynne" anyway?

#DUMPKELLOGS

LSP

19 comments:

Julie Culshaw said...

Kelly began to irritate me some months ago. Then when I heard she was holding out for 20 million, I got fed up with her. That will really keep her journalistic mind sharp and unbiased, I am sure. If she thinks she compares with Bill O'Reilly, she is quite deluded.

BW said...

Quite right, JC. Megyn, the so called "journalist". I don't think so.
#nobodycares Ha! Ha ha.

Infidel de Manahatta said...

Perhaps she's going to do Podcasts for Kellogs. #doesn'trepresentmyvalues

LL said...

Megan will be happier at CNN. It will be a better fit. And the $20 million per year will grease her departure.

Adrienne said...

I highly doubt CNN can afford 20 million for that pointy chinned harridan.

Mattexian said...

CNN needs to replace Christiana Amanpour (sp?) with someone younger and sexier, and it looks like they found her. How many horn-dog fans will follow her from Fox, hard to say. Depends on how many non-conservative thoughts gush forth from her mouth once she signs on. It's sad when it happens, when the news hottie becomes a turn-off from spewing her personal opinions, as I've seen with Allison Stewart.

LindaG said...

Oh, please do leave. I can't stand her. What a hypocrite.

LSP said...

Julie, I agree. And what happened to her nose?!?

LSP said...

Well said, BW. Megynne's "book"? Nobody cares.

LSP said...

#FeelTheBern Infidel.

LSP said...

LL, do you think Meganne will get that 20 mill? Her popularity is plummeting...

LSP said...

"Pointy Chinned Harridan" (PCH) -- I may have to quote you, Adrienne!

LSP said...

Replace Christiana? GOOD CALL, Mattexian.

LSP said...

LInda, I agree. What. A. Total. Hypocrite.

And something weird happened to her chin and nose. They don't seem right. Is "she" a replicant?

Mattexian said...

Soledad O'Brien was another, attractive until she went off script and voiced her own opinions.

Jules said...

Oh.... I bought you her book for Christmas....

Nice sunrise.

LindaG said...

Everybody with money seems to get plastic surgery. No one is happy with what God gave them. My guess is she has done the same for her vanity...?

LSP said...

Thanks, Jules, your generosity is legendary!

LSP said...

I think you may be right, Linda. She may have altered her chin, too. Have you noticed how pointed it is?