Tuesday, November 22, 2016

I Hate Your Network



In Trump's America the fun never ends, unless you're CNN President, Jeff Zucker, who got a Golden Tower pounding yesterday along with other millionaire Media celebrities.


Dishonest, Deceitful, Liars

In a leaked report of the event,"Trump started with Jeff Zucker and said 'I hate your network, everyone at CNN is a liar and you should be ashamed.'" But the property tycoon's scorn wasn't just reserved for Zucker's embarrassingly biased fake news network, other members of the Press got it too, as the President Elect called them out for being "dishonest, deceitful liars."

This caused one member of the agitprop arm of the Democrat Party, who was interviewed by the pathetically comsymp millionaire socialist New Yorker, to have an emotional meltdown. 

“I have to tell you, I am emotionally ****ing pissed,” another participant said. “How can this not influence coverage? I am being totally honest with you. Toward the end of the campaign, it got to a point where I thought that the coverage was all about [Trump’s] flaws and problems. And that’s legit. But, I thought, O.K., let’s give them the benefit of the doubt. After the meeting today, though—and I am being human with you here—I think, ***k him! I know I am being emotional about it. And I know I will get over it in a couple of days after Thanksgiving. But I really am offended. This was unprecedented. Outrageous!”


But I really am offended. This was unprecedented. Outrageous! Maybe you didn't get the memo, crybaby. Nobody cares.

According to one Intelligence Community insider, a number of press passes are about to be revoked.

Yes, please.

LSP








14 comments:

LL said...

Members of the media retreated to their safe space after the micro aggression, slipped into a onesie, and drank hot cocoa with marshmallows melting in it. Once they calmed down they sacrificed a cat to Satan and found their centers so that they could go back to Rolling Stone, CNN and the Washington Post.

Infidel de Manahatta said...

Not content with destroying MSNBC (I used to work there) Zucker goes on to destroy CNN.

Who says failing is a failure?

LindaG said...

If it really happened, I hope it sticks. Trump can do better just addressing the people like Regan did, or by going with internet news groups.

Be safe and you all have a blessed Thanksgiving.

Holly said...

I want a job in the administration.

LSP said...

LL, remember how Satan abandoned his puppets, Hillary, Huma, Podesta and Mook? The Media might want to reconsider their allegiance before it's too late.

LSP said...

The best thing about Zucker, Infidel, is his straight up, honest face. Said no one ever.

Brave of you to work for MSNBC...

LSP said...

Well said, Linda. Have a great Thanksgiving!

LSP said...

SEnd DJT a text, Holly.

The Egyptian said...

is schadenfreude a sin, well I'm enjoying their ass ripping way too much.
Happy Thanksgiving, hope Obammy pardons the right turkey

Jules said...

Bring in the Sunday Sport. Heh!

GruntOfMonteCristo said...

LOL! Zucker really would go broke as a used car salesman with that face, for sure. Tomorrow, once again, his mother will lecture him at Thanksgiving dinner: "Jeffery, when are you going to stop lying to the public over at that horrid network and get a real job?"

LSP said...

I think we get a pass, Egyptian. And happy Thanksgiving!

LSP said...

JS, what can I say? More sport, please.

LSP said...

Grunt, I laughed out loud. He doesn't look corrupt at all, does he.