Saturday, September 3, 2016

The Plan



So what's the plan? It's simple, read up on  Luke's Gospel, drink some coffee, fry up a steak and couple of eggs, then load some rods and a gun in the truck and get out in the field. And who knows, maybe catch a fish or two and shoot some birds. I think you'll agree, a clear, compelling, achievable plan.




Bill Clinton has a plan, too. He plans to fill Detroit with Syian refugees. Well, hey, they've got to go somewhere and Martha's Vineyard is already booked, by millionaire socialists.

Champagne all 'round!

LSP

9 comments:

Fredd said...

Just out of curiosity, Reverend, how many times would you estimate have you read Luke in your life? The only passage I can paraphrase is Luke 3:16, that's it.

LL said...

It's important to build a big wall around Detroit before you fill the city with Syrians.

If you put cameras everywhere in the city first and armed the different factions with machetes, you could have one heck of a popular reality TV show.

LindaG said...

Oh good grief! Filling Detroit with Muslims?
*shakes head*
I hope you came back with something to eat! Have a blessed Sunday, Parson, to you and your family.

LL said...

I can't imagine sitting down to a careful reading of Luke without having a Karen's brisket burrito handy to chomp on.

Adrienne said...

I like your plan way better than Billy's plan, unless you do as LL suggested. That was my first thought when I first heard of packing Detroit with Syrians. Might solve two problems at once since the blacks and Syrians would kill each other. Now, it wouldn't be too Christian to hope for such a scenario, but I think it's okay to state a possible outcome.

LSP said...

That's a good question, Fredd. Many times but I couldn't put a number to it. They say, out of interest, that Luke painted the first picture of the Virgin Mary.

LSP said...

They're making inroads as it is, Linda... I got back with some tasty morsels.

LSP said...

LL: GOOD CALL.

LSP said...

Adrienne: LL's plan is good on both counts. Read Luke's Gospel with a great homemade tortilla brisket burrito AND wall off the Motor City while turning the once great automotive capital of the US into a profit center again, all thanks to the reality TV.

Problem? Solution.