Tuesday, June 14, 2016

Muslim Cooks Off in Texas. Gets Shot



Mohammad Moghaddam went Jihad in an Amarillo Walmart and got himself shot.

Here endeth the Lesson.

LSP

12 comments:

Fredd said...

Let's review, shall we? The last few muslim jihad outbursts in Texas (Garland and now Amarillo) have ended with a dead muslim and no dead Texans.

Going forward, if I were a scum sucking worthless muslim, I might consider fcarrying out my jihad plans elsewhere.

LL said...

He should have gone someplace more "progressive" where he would have been assured that the place that he decided to go on his jihad was a gun-free zone.

infidel de manahatta said...

Those hate-filled Christians! harrumph!

LSP said...

Fredd, as someone once said, "It takes a special kind of stupid to do that ***t in Amarillo."

LSP said...

I get the feeling it wasn't a very well planed Jihad, LL.

LSP said...

Yet again, Infidel, yet again, the nation is being held hostage by the NRA and its Christian supporters.

LL said...

I look at it more (saddling up my unicorn) like a desperate cry for help. Here he was in Amarillo, possibly the only Mooselim in town. Maybe he was also raising sheep on a little farm...just him and his wives. The neighbors make fun of the wives and don't allow him to bring Jazmine, his favorite, to the big hoedown. BIGOTRY! INTOLERANCE! ISLAMOPHOBIA! Who wouldn't allow a normal Mooselim man to bring his sheep/consort to a city celebration?

Now he's dead.

Will he receive a regular burial or be dumped in the county landfill?

Euripides said...

This particular act of violence didn't have the political force of jihad. Maybe the guy was tired of dating goats and wanted a fast track to Virgin City?

LSP said...

I'm intrigued by Jazmine, LL. I think there's a story...

LSP said...

I agree, Euripides, it wasn't full-on Jihad, Mohammad just didn't like working at Walmart, and who can blame him? But then he let the mad part of mo take over and had to be shot.

Anonymous said...

A few years ago, a Turk decided to rob a pub in Bermondsey with a gun. Not a special pub and not a gangster's pub, just a very ordinary family-run South London boozer. When the Police arrived they found the Turk dead with a bullet in his head from his own gun. And the funny things was, despite the pub having several staff and customers there at the time, no one had seen anything. After a lot of hard work investigating and unsuccessfully leaning on witnesses, the Police were forced to conclude that the poor man had walked into the pub and committed suicide.

LSP said...

Sometimes that happens, Anonymous. It's a great mystery.