Tuesday, June 21, 2016

Hope And Change

Hide That Paten

No clowns, no gender fluid priestesses, no goofy liturgical dancers, no progleft comsymp tomfoolery masquerading as Christianity, just the Gospel, the Faith once delivered and the our best shot at unleashing the power of the Western Rite.


Don't be a Hippy or a Witch, Kids

That's the St. Michael's Conference Southwest, and the kids love it, a lot. It's a privilege to staff it for a week.

God bless,

LSP


17 comments:

infidel de manahatta said...

No liturgical dancers? No womyn priests? you call this liturgy??????

Euripides said...

When the church gets it right, it is a powerful force for good.

LL said...

Can you have a genuine religious service without lesbian liturgical dancers? Apparently so.

They're lucky to have you teaching them.

Adrienne said...

It's a privilege for them to have you as a teacher.

LindaG said...

Amen and thank you.

GruntOfMonteCristo said...

Well done, Pastor. When you speak to the kids, and they listen, you're doing something right.

lukeya said...

Nah, lose the cassock Padre. To reminiscent of my youth. Half those guys are in jail and the other half dead.


You need to change your name to Jeff and play guitar.

Anonymous said...

Bieretta with a table of its own - nice touch. That's telling them.

LSP said...

I'm sorry, Infidel. Yet another epic fail.

LSP said...

If only it was more often, Euripides...

LSP said...

We're conducting a dangerous experiment, LL. But thanks for the plaudit.

LSP said...

I enjoy the teaching aspect, Adrienne, they're good kids.

LSP said...

Thanks, Linda. God bless.

LSP said...

I try not to give them much option, Grunt. They seem to rise to the occasion.

LSP said...

Nothing like a quick blast of Jeff on the guitar at the morning liturgy, Lukeya. And let's not forget the dancing nuns.

LSP said...

Spotted, Anonymous.

Holly said...

Shall I come on board next year as a liturgical dancer? I have been taking Samba classes for over a year now but, LL, I am not a lesbian. Maybe that counts me out?