Saturday, May 28, 2016

Hippies Are Traitors And Thieves



A famous clergyman once said, "When I was in seminary, there were a lot of people there who were simply evading the draft, so they didn't have to fight in the Vietnam war." I replied, "Traitors." And that's the way it is with hippies.

You see them hanging out in a park, maybe strumming a  guitar or eating some yummy fried tofu, and you think, "Hunh, look at that freakish looking deadbeat." Unpleasant, but so what, harmless. I mean to say, what's the worst they can do, hassle you to buy some beads? Yeah. Think again.




The same crew of goof-off clowns that wouldn't fight the commies who ruthlessly killed millions of people, eclipsing the abhorrent Nazis, are now living high on the hog of local and state government. They were traitors to western civilization then, back in the daze, and they're traitors still.




And oh, lest we forget. Remember that hippy who ripped off your stuff? Well, they're still at it, only this time they've ripped off entire states, like California, or Austin. And a couple of them want to steal the entire country.




Don't be fooled when they come at you panhandling, putting out sob stories about how unfortunate they are. All they're after is your cash and they'll take it by force if you let them, all in the name of their compassionate trans workers utopia.


The Choom Gang

Still, with all of the above in mind, and it's a lot, I still hope Bernie Sanders beats the sachs out of Hillary.

Never trust a hippy,

LSP






25 comments:

bobbookworm said...

In the late 60's my father and I had occasion to drive down West 11th in Eugene which crosses the corner of the U of O campus...As we proceeded he looked left and right at the local denizens then looked forward again and said "Well, you don't have to go to the zoo to see the animals anymore."
That was about the same time that a heavy rain changed from "gully washer" to "hippie washer".

Anonymous said...

I wonder who in their youth had three foot long hair and wore a Fat Freddy's Cat T-Shirt? Could there be photographic evidence!!! Oh yes.

lukeya said...

Although apparently Shillary used to be a Goldwater girl in the early sixties....

Fredd said...

No argument here, Pastor. The hippies of old are now calling themselves progressives. We call them liberals. Either way, they are bad for society.

Back in the day, hippies didn't like the rules that 'The Man' laid down, because those rules conflicted with their philosophy of 'if it feels good, do it.' Accordingly, they eschewed the rules, and did whatever they wanted, regardless of what their actions cost others.

Nothing has changed. Hippies are still anti-social parasites, who are hypocrites and sociopaths who care not a damn about the rest of polite society. As long as the checks flow to their ilk, by whatever means possible, they will continue their slovenly ways.

A pox on hippies and their progeny.

Fredd said...

Bobbookworm: I lived a few miles as the crow flies from that intersection of W. 11th and the U.of O campus (the bookstore was on the northwest corner). In 1969, the place was infested with hippies. And still is.

Adrienne said...

I always found the whole hippie thing to be rather abhorrent. I was way too busy with school and work to take part in such filthy nonsense. Besides, I look horrible with my hair hanging straight and parted in the middle.

LL said...

I cut my hair short and went off to the war to kill people for a living so I never was able to embrace the hippie movement in the way that Hillary and Bernie did. I bathed, creased my shirts and tried to do what was right for the country and the world.

It's strange how things change, what with Hillary and Bernie sort of running the show.

PS - It's still funny how Bernie was tossed out of the commune for being a shiftless turd. Naturally he found a better calling in politics where he fit right in.

Euripides said...

The sad part is that our college campuses have become filled with hippies. The word "hippie," by the way, comes from the Celtic word meaning "whiney dullard."

LSP said...

Sometimes rain is a very good thing, bobbookworm. Wash those hippies down.

LSP said...

See you at the Hall of The Mountain Grill, Anonymous.

LSP said...

Curious, isn't it, Lukeya.

LSP said...

Hippies seem to start out innocently, Fredd, finger painting, making bead necklaces and strumming guitars, maybe beating on some bongo drums. Then they evolve into power hungry thieves.

LSP said...

I never took you for a hippy, Adrienne.

LSP said...

LL: Bernie kicked out of commune for not working hard enough. Smirk.

INDICT HILLARY.

LSP said...

The old Celts had a way with words, Euipides. Out of interest, the ancient Celtic phrase "what difference does it make?" means "lying, discredited Goldman Sachs crook."

LindaG said...

Agree with everything you said.
Still waiting for Hillary to go to jail, as any of us would have...
Have a safe, blessed holiday week.

Euripides said...

Yes LSP. That is a word-for-word translation of the phrase "what difference does it make?"

Infidel de Manahatta said...

But hippies are our friends! The media says so! Why would they lie?

Fredd said...

Pastor: I think that the hippie movement first started out in the late 1940's, where the cool cats ('beatniks') snapped their fingers to jazz, spouted piss poor poetry in badly lit coffee shops to the sound of another stoned idiot on the bongos.

Marijuana was always part of this hippie stuff, dating back to the beatniks of yore.

LSP said...

You too, Linda. God bless.

LSP said...

Those old Celts had a way with words, Euripides.

LSP said...

Infidel: OBEY YOUR RULERS.

LSP said...

That's a very good point, Fredd. But why the obsession with bongos?

ALAN M said...

Sorry to arrive late on this one. Did Vietnam attack the United States?

LSP said...

Good question and, to put it a different way, was fighting the communists in Vietnam and elsewhere a just war?