Thursday, April 28, 2016

Is Ted Cruz Satan?



Is Ted Cruz Satan?




Is John Boehner an Oompah Loompa shill for the New World Order?





LBJ buys pants.

That is all,

LSP





12 comments:

LL said...

That is an interesting observation since Ted looks very much like the child of Grandpa Munster, a vampire. The question of whether Grandpa Munster (his sire) lay with Rose Mary, an alias used by Madonna (rumored to be his mother) remains open. Did Rose Mary/Madonna flee to Canada to birth young TrusTed in order to avoid publicity? Apparently. There is documentary evidence.

I don't think that Satan is Ted. I don't think he's that big. Clearly he is a 'lesser imp' of some importance in the infernal region.

Fredd said...

We're now owners of property in the Texas Hill Country perhaps 40 miles as the crow flies from the LBJ Ranch near Johnson City. And in Texas, 40 miles is nothing; there are driveways in Texas that long.

John Boehner is now showing his true colors; he's an Establishment shill currently on the outs with the People. Now he's throwing feces like a chimp at the zoo. Real classy.

LL said...

OMG...there goes the neighborhood. { ;^) }

LSP said...

I don't think TrusTed is Satan either, LL, but the infernal link to Madonna is compelling. I'm not sure what that makes Carly.

LSP said...

I don't know a lot about LBJ, Fredd, but he sure could order a pair of pants.

Then there's Boehner. Maybe someone will order him out of town, along with the spray tan.

Adrienne said...

Congratulations, Fredd!

infidel de manahatta said...

The fact that Johnny "Crying Eyes" Boehner hates Cruz and will vote for Clinton is perhaps the greatest endorsement for Cruz yet.

Michael Peterson said...

I thought Al Franken put it well when he called Cruz the lovechild of Joe McCarthy and Dracula. Cruz scares me in ways that Trump doesn't, though Trump scares me in other ways.
I spent some time in Kerrville once and thought the Texas hill country one of the loveliest places on earth.

Fredd said...

Yes, Hill Country is also called God's Country. (yes, I know, God's Country is actually everywhere....except in south Chicago).

Thanks, Adrienne. We actually just received our first HOA invoice for the year. Woo hoo! We're Texans now!

Now I can say 'howdy,' 'y'all,' 'I got me a hankerin', and tell fellow Texans that 'I'm fixin' to do something' without getting beat up because of my Yankee-ness.

LSP said...

I don't see how it can hurt him, Infidel.

LSP said...

The Hill Country's very pleasant indeed, Padre, and the Dracula connection's well worth considering. All very terrifying.

LSP said...

Congrats, Fredd. You'll have to add "over yonder" to the repertoire, too. As in, "Howdy y'all, I got me a hankerin' to clean up the old place. Fixin' to shoot that Austin hippy over yonder."