Tuesday, April 26, 2016

If Trump Wins Dunham Goes



Rich celebrity socialist, Lena Dunham, who is popularly known as "Clay Golem," has threatened to leave America if Donald Trump becomes President.


You Need To Leave

“I know everyone’s always idly threatening this, but I’d be 100 percent moving to Canada,” Dunham stated from the luxurious Waldorf Astoria hotel, “I love Canada. I think that it’s a great place, and there’s an area in Vancouver that I find beautiful and appealing, and I can conduct business from there."


Get Out.

Dunham's not alone, Miley Cyrus, Whoopi Goldberg, Al Sharpton and Rosie O'Donnell are all planning to inflict themselves on Canada if Trump wins the election.


Time To Go.

This has encouraged the real estate business mogul to campaign harder. In a telephone interview with Fox News, Trump stated, "We’ll get rid of Rosie? I love it. Now I have to get elected, because I’ll be doing a great service to our country. Now it’s much more important. In fact, I’ll immediately get off this call and start campaigning right now.”


Bye Bye.

Trump earlier referred to Dunham as a "B-actor" with "no mojo."

Watch out, Vancouver.

LSP

14 comments:

Mattexian said...

Maybe the Canucks can drive them out with baby seal jokes. I find it interesting that *none* of these rich idjits are threatening to move to Mexico, like they only want to go somewhere with lots of white people.

LSP said...

Curious, eh?

LL said...

But do the Canadians want them?

I can promise you that the Mexicans don't.

Maybe they can take their millions to Africa. I'm sure that they could settle into Niger or the Ivory Coast and make a future for themselves. Or they'll end up as bush meat, being shat out on the savannah...

LSP said...

Interesting bush meat option. And who is this "Rosie" O'Donnell person anyway?

LL said...

Rosie O'Donnell is famous for being (1) a lesbian (2) obnoxious.

There are a lot of people are famous for being famous these days. Paris Hilton, the fat Dunham woman, the Kardashians and the housewives of wherever all share that distinction.

And they can all move to Canada as far as I'm concerned along with Rev. Al Sharpton. The question of whether the Canadians would forgive Sharpton for not paying taxes when he moves there still has yet to be seen.

LSP said...

What I like about Rev. Sharpton is his honest disposition. The Canadians might not see eye to eye with me on that.

Adrienne said...

Fine upstanding examples of womanhood. No wonder guys don't want to get married.

infidel de manahatta said...

Perhaps the first solid reason for voting for Trump.

GruntOfMonteCristo said...

Ooh! Ooh! Fingers crossed. But that bush meat suggestion is just ridiculous. Africans will eat almost any disgusting monkey or rat meat, but they would draw the line at Lena Dunham. Maybe she'd get used for hyena bait.

LSP said...

I'm not sure which is worse, Adrienne.

LSP said...

I have to say it's pretty compelling, Infidel.

LSP said...

I'm not sure the hyenas would go for it, Grunt. But who know? Then there's Rosie.

Holly said...

Um, I think Rosie dated Madonna.

LSP said...

She's been everywhere.