Wednesday, April 20, 2016

Bernie Sanders Kicked Out of Hippie Commune For Not Working. Chortle.



An upcoming book, We Are As Gods by Kate Deloz, tells the world that presidential hopeful, Bernie Sanders, was kicked out of a hippy commune in Vermont, Myrtle Hill Farm, in 1971 for "sitting around and talking" and not doing any work.


Sanders’ idle chatter did not endear him with some of the commune’s residents, who did the backbreaking labor of running the place. Daloz writes that one resident, Craig, “resented feeling like he had to pull others out of Bernie’s orbit if any work was going to get accomplished that day.”


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Sanders was eventually asked to leave. “When Bernie had stayed for Myrtle’s allotted three days, Craig politely requested that he move on,” Daloz writes.

Sanders moved on, though the commune remained until the 1980s, when police found some $200,000 worth of marijuana and a small arsenal of weapons.




What did Bernie do after Myrtle Hill? Steal food out of people's fridges, apparently:

“You get out!” my mom yelled, hitting the man on his skinny ass. “Out, out!” Under her tan skin, my mother’s face was red with indignation. We didn’t have much in our fridge, but my mom would fiercely defend it. The man pulled his head out of the fridge, dropping the food on the shelf. His hair was curly; a cherub’s full-bodied curls framed his startled face. Chagrined, he loped off to the other apartment housed in my family’s converted two-room schoolhouse in Huntington, Vermont, the site of a late-night mock-up session for The Vermont Freeman, the alt-weekly my parents published. Years later, I’d find out that man was Bernie Sanders.

During that time Bernie wrote Man and Woman, and what can we say? Getting the order of the boot for not working at a hippie commune is pretty special, and we all know that hippies are thieves. But I'll tell you this, Bernie Sanders may be an old compol leftist, but he's not an Illuminati Devil Witch like Hillary Clinton. He just isn't.


Illuminati Devil Witch

Democrats, all -10 of you that read this so-called "blog", vote for Bernie. At least he's an honest commie and not part of the DC power elite that are doing their best to turn us into a nation of serfs and slaves.

Kick out the JAMS.

LSP

12 comments:

LL said...

We all know that Bernie is a generally lazy bullshit artist, but he must have mended his ways to some extent because campaigning is no small chore despite the executive jets, etc. The promise of being the commie to give it all away excites him and maybe he's off viagra?

LSP said...

Right. He's obviously not scared of a bit of work in his dotage. But who knew he was a "literotica" author? I guess everyone except me. Of course Shillary doesn't need to make it up.

LL said...

Bernie has layers, I guess. (who cares?)

Naturally, once DOJ indicts Hillary, she will want to have Sanders killed just because.

LSP said...

Lucky to have made it this far, I'd say.

Anonymous said...

Bernie is just a good Marxist. "From each according to his ability to each according to his need." Bernie couldn't work, so he became a politician. The Left is full of Bernie's, zealous self-appointed Commissars with made-up jobs who despise real workers doing real jobs.

LSP said...

Feeling the Bern, Anonymous?

LL said...

I'm waiting for Bernie to give his take on Mao's long march speech here in the next few days in preparation for the Hillary indictment, which he hopes will propel him to the White House.

LSP said...

California might get the Bern -- please, anyone, indict HARRIDAN.

Brighid said...

Bernie seems to appeal to certain people, why oh why is beyond my humble powers of understanding.

infidel de manahatta said...

Now now. Don't be so cynical. As a good socialist Bernie was simply redistributing the work.

LSP said...

I'm no Berner, Brighid, but at least he's better than Shillary...

LSP said...

Sorry, Infidel, I stand rebuked.