Tuesday, January 5, 2016

Tears of a Clown



Our Commander in Chief, Barack Obama, is in tears. No, not for the US soldier that was killed in Marjah, Afghanistan, but over gun control.

"And by the way, it happens on the streets of Chicago every day," said the rainbow unicorn, apparently forgetting Chicago's strict gun laws.

Spot the Smirk

"No matter how many times people try to twist my words around, I taught constitutional law, I know a little bit about this. I get it," proclaimed the great legal scholar of our time, who rules by Executive Order.

Commander in Chief

“Fort Hood, Binghamton, Aurora, Oak Creek, Newtown, the Navy Yard, Santa Barbara, Charleston, San Bernardino. Too many,” emoted our weeping leader. Too many what? No gun zones?



What a crocodile tear mountebank, and remember this. Everything that lib clowns like Obama propose, produce the exact opposite of their intended result.

As the Dow crashes, gun stocks surge.

LSP

8 comments:

Euripides said...

Heh. Gun stocks surge. There's a double meaning in that.

You know, I believe Obama when he says he "gets it." In his brand of demagoguery and narcissism, however, he believes that he knows better than everyone else in his plunge into the bankrupt ideals of socialism.

Infidel de Manahatta said...

Hopefully he was crying because Michelle inflicted another savage beating.

LL said...

Infidel (above), you crack me up.

Anonymous said...

When did you ever see Barry crying for the hundreds of young men and women he sent to their deaths in foreign wars?

LSP said...

Glad you liked the "stocks" line, Euripides. And it's all very well for the millionaire socialist elite until they run out of poorer people's money to redistribute. Perhaps they think they can print their their way out of that dilemma.

LSP said...

You know it's a painful relationship, Infidel.

LSP said...

The Infidel has a way with words, LL...

LSP said...

I can't recall Obama crying once for any one of his soldiers killed in combat, Anonymous.