Tuesday, September 29, 2015

Mystery Beast Destroying Oklahoma Cars


At least 8 vehicles have been ripped apart by a mystery beast in Vinita, Oklahoma, with the culprit leaving behind bite marks, blood, and hair.



“There are paw prints, fine, course hairs mixed in all the mangled parts and what look to be bite marks,” said Fred Griffin, the general sales manager at Green Country Ford. “If it could do this to a car, what could it do to a human being?” said one observer.



Local authorities have set a trap to catch the Oklahoma Beast and police have mounted patrols to catch the crazed animal, which might be a dog, or something more sinister; like an Illuminati puppet stooge for the New World Order of gayness.

The Episcopal Diocese of Oklahoma allows gay marriage but deceitfully calls these rituals "Blessing of a Lifelong Covenant." 

The Oklahoma Beast is still at large.

LSP



9 comments:

LL said...

Have you taken Blue Sherlock to the scene of the crime to sniff out the culprit? And if it leads to a queer Anglican Bishop, and Blue Terminator does what he does with the bionic fangs --

LSP said...

I think a trip to Oklahoma is well in order.

Adrienne said...

You know, LSP - there are people who live in the box, people who live outside the box, and then there's people like you who don't even have a box. Count me among the grateful.

LSP said...

total lack of box...

ride on.

BillB said...

I am saddened by the state of affairs in the DoO. I was baptized in the cathedral there about 63 years ago.

LSP said...

It's probably one of the better TEC dioceses, and that's telling...

jenny said...

+1 Adrienne

LL said...

The box is something that they put you in for that six-foot drop. Stay out as long as you can!

LSP said...

Exactly. Stay well clear of the box.