Wednesday, August 26, 2015

Morissey, New World Order Shill

Remember the famous Pop Star, Morrissey? Sure you do, he was the frontperson for the awesome boy band, The Smiths. Everyone loved their tunes; they were like the Pet Shop Boys, or the Communtards, only more thoughtful.

But now Morrisey has lashed out at his lame duck, NWO superior, President Obama, accusing the architect of Hope and Change of being white like Shaun King or Rachel Dolezal, and implying that Obama is a member of the Klan.

“This is ludicrous," stated the world renowned pop star, Morrissey, "because the so-called security forces are the Ku Klux Klan to most black Americans. It seems evident to me that black males are being deliberately murdered throughout America as a closing message to Obama, telling him that his presidency has meant nothing and that the division of color is now bigger than ever."

The crazed vegetarian singer songwriter continued, "The final point about Obama is that he doesn’t look overly African black. He’s as close to soft, whiteness as someone who isn’t white could get, and I often wonder if he would have been elected if he had a stronger, more African-black face? It’s a point.”

Piers Morgan, Illuminati Also Ran

Morrissey is a well-known member of the New World Order, although he ranks below Piers Morgan. Here's some of Morrissey's great lyrics:

I'd like to drop my trousers to the world
I am a man of means (of slender means)
each household appliance
is like a new science in my town
and if the day came when I felt a
natural emotion
I'd get such a shock I'd probably jump
in the ocean
and when a train goes by
it's such a sad sound

White people running around in black-face has been in the news lately. Apparently the once-famous Illuminati lead singer for the Smiths thinks that's a bad thing.

Morrissey has been forbidden by the State Department from giving further interviews.

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LL said...

This is an interesting revelation. Does Obama have a spray-on tan? Is there a spray on apparatus in the White House (look in the third basement)? It would be politically correct.

Anonymous said...

Morissey is a mad egotist, a militant vegetarian, who loves animals more than people and despite being Irish loves to tell the British how to run their country. Which well known historical figure does that remind you of?

There are lots and lots of legitimate grounds for criticising Obama, but his ethnicity is not one of them.

LSP said...

I'm surprised the NSA let the onetime famous singer get away with it, LL. There must be an apparatus somewhere.

LSP said...

I was never a fan of Morrissey, Anonymous. Weird how he's gone racist all of a sudden.