Friday, August 21, 2015

Hillary Clinton Emails Found on Nazi Train

With a tip of the Glock to LL, a long-lost National Socialist train, filled with Hillary Clinton's emails, has been allegedly found in Poland.

Reputedly stuffed with precious emails and Blackberries crammed with invaluable top secret State Department information, the train rests in a hidden tunnel  in Poland's mountainous southwestern Walbrzych district.

Local media outlets are reporting that the train could hold as much as 300 tons of classified documents, scrubbed from the Clinton's closet servers.

Two men are demanding 10% of the value of the treasure trove before they reveal its location.




LL said...

Perhaps it's time to mobilize the Dallas Light Cavalry (Irregular) (Dismounted) and go to Poland, seize the contraband and turn it over to the Donald J. Trump for President Campaign.

LSP said...

I think 10% is worth every penny, but let's make it 9.

Art of the deal.