Tuesday, May 12, 2015

John Kerry, Potato Head


This is our Secretary of State, America's senior diplomat. His name is John Kerry and he's in Russia, holding up two potatoes. For some reason everyone's laughing at him, like he's some kind of joke.



John Kerry was known to his handlers as "Wooden Top", he is now code named "Potato Head."

Good luck, US Foreign Policy.

LSP

7 comments:

jenny said...

Look at the lengths you're going to just to avoid writing hedgehog poetry.

LSP said...

Hedgehog poetry is a serious thing, not lightly considered or rushed into.

LL said...

It's embarrassing having Kerry as SECSTATE in the same way that it was having Hillary in that job. But at this point what difference does it make?

Infidel de Manahatta said...

Perhaps Kerry, hearkening back to the potato famine, is asking the Russians to take in our indigent Irish?

LSP said...

I wondered about that, Infidel. It's possible.

Or maybe he was just goofing off, like some kind of clown.

Michael Peterson said...

But can he spell potato?

LSP said...

That's a hard one, Padre.