Wednesday, April 15, 2015

ISIS Camps on US Border

By now everyone knows that ISIS has a training camp a few miles from El Paso and the Texas border. According to Judicial Watch, the Muslim terrorists are being smuggled into the US by cartel-backed "coyotes."

In the meanwhile, the Obama administration appears more concerned about "domestic extremists," than the very real terrorists in our backyard. Perhaps they intend to counter Violent Extremism By No One In Particular in Mexico with job opportunities and benefits. That might explain our open border policy.

Allow the terrorists into the U.S. where they can get good jobs and then, as if by magic, they won't be terrorists anymore.

In the meanwhile, ISIS laughs. Let's see that last when they arrive in Texas.



LL said...

Maybe they equate the spine of Austin hippies with all Texans?

Mattexian said...

I wish some artillery units from Ft Hood could go down there for some "range practice. " I'd like to think the Mexican gubmint wouldn't mind the target practice.

jenny said...

If Obama notices that ISIS has training camps in Mexico but doesn't attack Mexicans... his logical conclusion will be to subsidize the creation of ISIS training camps right here on US soil.
What a beautiful, harmonious, progressive effort at homeland security that will be! He will likely win the Peace Prize for creatively usurping violence, promoting interfaith tolerance, AND creating employment for those down-and-out souls!

Of course, when violence does erupt, he will shun any personal responsibility, blame all the trad Christians with their "backwards and unenlightened thinking" who have annoyingly refused to convert to Islam, and deem the terrorism "workplace violence" -- which it will justifiably be, as the terrorists will all be gainfully employed in workplaces, if he has anything to do with it.

LSP said...

I've heard that Austin hippies run from a BB gun, LL.

LSP said...

They'd probably welcome it, Mattexian.

LSP said...

You never know, Jenny, if they subsidize ISIS then maybe they'll vote Democrat when they cross the border.

Good strategy.

LL said...

Jenny has a remarkably clear view of Obama's philosophy.

And all of those worries would be solved if only we all converted to Islam and stopped eating bacon. Global warming would end, and we'd all get our own harems of compliant, nubile women.

LSP said...

It's all Bush's fault.

LL said...

If George W. Bush had surrendered the USA to al Qaeda, the transition to Obamanation would have gone so much more smoothly.

But the liturgical dance careers of the librarians would have not been long under Sharia.