Thursday, February 12, 2015

Hillary


All the polls say Hillary Clinton will be the next President of the World. She's pretty brave and claims she was shot at by snipers, in the Balkans.


If you believe that,


You'll believe anything.


You know, like Benghazi.


She's poor too, by the way.

But what difference does it make?

God bless,

LSP

10 comments:

LL said...

Her poverty has brought about profound humility. I recommend that your parish send what food and old clothes they may be able to scrounge to her headquarters in Rockefeller Center, NY City.

Adrienne said...

I cannot stand women who do that arched eyebrow, wide eyed, gaping mouth "Oh my gosh, I'm so thrilled to see you" shtick. Both Hillary and Mooch do it all the time. So inelegant.

Infidel de Manahatta said...

Perhaps she can replace Brian Williams on NBC nightly news.

LL said...

Many people like her because she's Monica's ex-boyfriend's wife.

jenny said...

ugh.

LL said...

The Obama family currently attends St. John's Episcopal Church. Bill and Hillary Clinton attended there as well from time to time...

Michelle Obama was keynote speaker at the 49th African Methodist Episcopal Church's general conference.

I think you need to get in there as the spiritual advisor to these people and set them straight since it would seem that you're in a position to be influential.

LSP said...

These are all good points. But is Hillary "off-world" and simply pretending to be a human being?

I'm surprised no-one's thought of that.

LL said...

I'm sure that she and her girlfriend Humma will have a nice quiet evening to celebrate love -- either here or on the Mantis People Planet.

Michael Peterson said...

If I was an American I'd most likely be a Dem, in which case I'd be rooting for Warren, who strikes me as an authentic old school progressive rather than an opportunist like Hilary. Enough with the dynasties of Clinton and Bush, although if I was Rep I'd prefer Jeb over the rest of the emerging field. Bit, I"m not American, so I'll politely keep my opinions to myself. :)

LSP said...

I like Hillary for her honest poverty, Padre.