Sunday, January 25, 2015

Lord of the Dance



Churches have to grow, it's a fact, and I'm grateful to Team LSP for coming up with some good suggestions that will help me achieve this goal at the Missions. 

Altar

Here's one: "I know this artist who paints as a form of worship, right up at the altar. At the end of the service, she has completed a masterpiece. You should invite her to train them to do altar paintings." Good idea!  

A Praise Band, "Getting it On." Note Dancer.

Here's another one: "We should get drums, fog machines, and hire a barista." I like it, but that's not all.

Oh Yeah.

"You need Liturgical Dance!" I think that goes without saying and I'll get right on it. So thank you, Team, for your help. Well done.



Rumors that Jay Z is some kind of Illuminati shill puppet for the NWO are just that, rumors.

God bless,

LSP


6 comments:

LL said...

When a religious service is more like a medicine show, I personally question the credibility of those participating. There is a church near where I live (no, not the Mosque) where they have the full band, fog machine, pyrotechnics and power-point sermons. I don't know if there is interpretive dance or not because I don't go there, but I wouldn't be surprised.

If it was Jerusalem 3 AD, you know it would be Herod's palace where he ordered the execution of babies or where Salome danced for the head of John the Baptist. Funny how that works.

LSP said...

I hadn't made the King Herod connection,but it's a good one.

Things ended badly for him...

jenny said...

You forgot my recommendation to support gay marriage and have an in-house meth lab. A church should seem "accessible" and "culturally relevant" to the "disenfranchised".
But at least you'll be lifting their spirits with some dancing. :)

LSP said...

Nothing like a good bit of liturgical dance to lift the spirits!

Borepatch said...

Angels and ministers of grace, defend us ...

LSP said...

There's definitely a need for angelic protection "in the day of battle"...