Tuesday, December 2, 2014

Who is this Man?


Who is this man?



Why is he orange?



Why is he in charge of anything?



Is it some kind of Umpa Lumpa shill?

Answers, please.

LSP

13 comments:

Adrienne said...

I'm not exactly sure, but I heard that Odumbo has him on retainer.

LSP said...

I guess he's a kind of "Democrat"...

LL said...

The orange skin is unique to particular sorts of aliens living among us. Obviously it applies to both the Oompa Lumpas and to the Speaker of the house, who hail from the same alien world.

LSP said...

Now I get it! The Speaker is just this alien, from the same hmeworld as the Oompa Lumpas.

Of course.

And Barack, who isn't outwardly orange is, well, obviously, the Great O.

It's like that unpleasant musical, with the green faced Pelosi woman. And Hillary, with the Monkeys...

LL said...

You are perceptive, but then again you're the LSP and major of the Dallas Light Cavalry (Irregular). Most people don't get it.

LSP said...

Thanks and it's true, the DLC does require a certain skillset.

But I get a sinking feeling that people actually voted these creatures into power.

not a good result.

LL said...

What percentage of Americans know who the Vice President is? Maybe 15%? They do those random interviews on the street and people fail miserably. It's because Jon Gruber was correct. They're stupid.

LSP said...

Even the thought of the identity of the VP is more than a little terrifying. And that's before we look into "polling".

Infidel de Manahatta said...

I think all that crying has changed his body chemistry. Hence the orange color.

LSP said...

That's an interesting point, Infidel. Does it preclude the alien theory or is it a "both and" sort of thing?

Brighid said...

Taking a bit too much BHO carrot juice, per chance...

Brighid said...

a bit too much BHO carrot juice, per chance...

LSP said...

I had to run that comment twice, because it's doubleplusgood.

Carotene...