Tuesday, July 29, 2014

The Witch Weighs In



Smarting from Woodentop's weekend Gaza ceasefire fiasco, the Administration deployed another state-of-the-art Foreign Policy 'droid, the Witch, in an attempt to justify its pro-Hamas stance.

Dunderhead

In an interview with Fusion T.V., the Witch explained why the terror group based its operations in hospitals, Mosques and other civilian areas. 

Deceitful

According to the former Secretary of State, it's all down to geography and demographics.

"I'm not a military planner but Hamas puts it's missiles, it's rockets in civilian areas, part of it is Gaza is pretty small and its densely populated," stated the replicant.

Rich

The Witch, who has claimed to be poor, was given a whopping $8 million book advance and is regularly paid six figures for speaking engagements. The duplicitous android shares several million dollar homes with its husband "Bill". Their net worth is estimated at $55 million by 24/7 Wall Street.

Way to go, "Hillary."

LSP

11 comments:

LL said...

When you consider Hillary's foreign policy 'wins', the only one that stands out is the Arab Spring fiasco.

Her record is every bit as dismal as Kerry's, however, on the bright side, I'm sure that she would be every bit as good as president as John Kerry would be or even the iconic Barack Hussein Obama.

The Egyptian said...

bring on the clay birds, I may have a business idea here,

" try the Egyptians guaranteed stress reduction system, You'll have a BLAST"

What ya think,

PULL!!!

LSP said...

Better than Barack! Steady on, LL.

LSP said...

I sense a "merchandising opportunity", Egyptian.

Euripides said...

GAH! Please don't post photos like that where I can see them first thing in the morning. I had to go back to bed for three hours just to get my brains set back into my head.

Progressives think that the US and Israel are the ultimate in oppressive states, so that any evil against us and them must be a reaction to prolonged and absolute evil. It is a stupid and dangerous notion.

LL said...

I stand by my statement.

Barack=Hillary=Kerry in leadership, charisma, integrity and capability to be Leader of the Free World.

LSP said...

Sorry, Euripides. They are disturbing.

LSP said...

I guess you're right LL, but at first I was taken aback. Someone equal to Barack himself? Difficult concept...

LSP said...

LL, I have to put this to the test.

LL said...

I can only hope that the next American president will exile Hillary, Barack and Kerry to Kenya (which doesn't want them, but Kenya can have them anyway).

Arimathean said...

Perhaps we could return BHO to Kenya the way the Russians returned the first False Dmitriy to Poland in 1606 . . .