|come on, move to Detroit!|
Last time we checked into Detroit my old friend Red had been putting rounds down range in the local crack house on Commonwealth. He got off, no harm no foul sort of deal. But things have escalated. The onetime Motorcity is now bankrupt and fixin' to become a city of ghosts.
Not to worry. Detroit is so totally a "one off" and the unicorn will come and save you! With all the helpful money its borrowed, or invented, or stolen somehow.
In the meanwhile, America's "middle class" rates 27th in the world, apparently, and our cities are
off the hook urban hellholes doing just fine.
Good luck, hope 'n change,