Tuesday, July 3, 2012

Detroit Zombie Apocalypse



In a radical attempt to boost the flagging fortunes of America's "Motor City", Detroit, ambitious entrepeneur Mark Siwak is promoting a novel plan to turn abandoned areas of the declining city into a Zombie theme park.

Z Park promo


Called Z World Detroit, Siwak's scheme plans to capitalize on the beleagured automotive center's blighted landscape of derelict factories and burned out homes. Visitors to Z world would be able to hone their zombie fighting techniques in the run down ruins of the once prosperous city, providing much needed employment to local citizens and renewal to blighted neighborhoods.

zombie town


According to Siwak's promotional video:
Z World Detroit initiative is a radical rethinking of urban redevelopment and Detroit's well-documented blight and de-population. It turns perceived liabilities into assets that will bring arenewed vitality to a struggling neighborhood. When done right, Z World Detroit would be transformative for part of the city and become a legitimate destination.

Previous plans to revitalize the catastrophically shrinking city, which has seen an exodus of over 200,000 people in the past decade, include turning off half of Detroit's street lights and transforming abandoned city blocks into farms. So far Siwak has raised over $2000 towards the $145,000 necessary to turn Z World into reality.

Detroit's coming back!

In a call to LSP offices in the Motor City, personnel were skeptical of Z World's chances of success but cautiously optimistic over Mayor Dave Bing's attempt to drive urban renewal by turning off the city's street lights. "I don't know about the zombies but we've still got lights on Commonwealth, I think," said one senior staffer.

Yes, but for how long?

Stay tuned.

LSP


5 comments:

Silverfiddle said...

What leftwing progressivism has wrought...

LSP said...

Hasn't worked out too well for the Motor City...

darlin said...

Wow, what next? How can they turn dilapidated old buildings, which look unsafe, into some type of amusement park like setting. With the amount of money needed to get the Zombie park up and running the budget doesn't sound like it could possibly do improvements to make the places safe, or is this just an outdoor activity? Obviously I'm not keen on this idea, especially when my 17 year old niece believes there are zombies out there with all the hype surrounding this topic.

Mattexian said...

Sorry, not interested in playing their Zombie games unless I can bring my AK! (And I doubt I can, considering how close they are to Canadia; something about how as one travels further north, the gun laws get unfriendlier.)

LSP said...

Poor old Detroit...