The elusive Anglican Church Church of Canada (ACoC) has been spotted, this time over Nowra, Australia.
Appearing to be little larger than a brightly lit soccer ball, the diminutive Church was seen to hover briefly over streetlights before vanishing into the night sky.
Pundits predict that ACoC has resumed its earlier trajectory beyond earth orbit, though some experts believe that the Nowra sighting was a preliminary to a long awaited "full disclosure event."
ACoC's Archbishop, The Rt. Rev. "Fred" Hiltz was unavailable for comment.
PS. Some readers of this blog believe I've galloped through a barn. This is untrue.