Monday, January 11, 2010

Evil Space Aliens



I just read the most remarkable thing, about space aliens. Here's an excerpt:

"The Alien spiritual mission is to spread the gospel of the New Age Movement and to deny Christianity. They also highly encourage their contactees to participate in occult practices such as channeling or mediumship, automatic writing, clairvoyance, mental telepathy, out-of-body experiences, and other New Age related activities. Others who have been abducted have become obsessed with dabbling into the UFO phenomena and occult activities, which, for many, leads to bondage, despair, destruction and suicide. Surveys that have been taken discover that the majority of those who have been abducted have shown an interest in paranormal or mystical activities, involvement in the Eastern religions, and New Age movement. Other have also claimed they have had a past involvement with astral projection, astrology, channeling, Ouija boards, witchcraft, and so on. These things are clearly forbidden by God in His word (Deuteronomy 18:9-12)."

A Roman Catholic priest, Fr. Funes, had this to say:

"Just as there is a multiplicity of creatures over the earth, so there could be other beings, even intelligent, created by God. This is not in contradiction with our faith, because we cannot establish limits to God's creative freedom," he told the newspaper. "To say it with St. Francis, if we can consider some earthly creatures as 'brothers' or 'sisters,' why could we not speak of a 'brother alien'? He would also belong to the creation."


Interesting - can both be right? In the light of The Episcopal Church's 'Bench of Bishops' and their Pelosian allies in government, I'd have to say that Fr. Funes is guilty of wishful thinking.

God bless,

LSP

7 comments:

Snarky Basterd said...

I was going to say that Zero qualified as our token alien but after reading your post I will admit that just about any Democrat could qualify as an alien.

LSP said...

Yes, they're mostly space aliens; some are robots.

darlin said...

Felt like I had entered the twilight zone, then I seen the comment about Democrats and realized I'm ok here! :-)

LSP said...

Be careful Darlin - the space creatures are in the ascendant. Terrifying.

Silverfiddle said...

I think Al Gore is an alien, what do you say Parson?

This global warming thing must be an alien plot... Remember that old Twilight Zone episode, "To Serve Man?"

LSP said...

I think you're right on Al Gore, Silverfiddle, a space creature for sure. But what about Reid? Robot replicant? The warming thing reeks of off-worldism.

Travis said...

I hope aliens don't get involved with religion, that would make the whole situation more complicated, here is a funny joke about space aliens in movies